400 billion years in the future, human civilization has reached new depths of stupidity. On bleak worlds dotted with tract housing and burger joints, radioactive hippies are ground into mush by horrific war machines, each more ridiculous than the last. The planetary rulers rain nuclear fire on the land in their unending quests for more money, more territory, and sillier titles, but only one can be the exalted Galactic Overlord . . .